Sex Advice: Sexercise

"How Many Calories Does Sex Burn?

theatlantic.com

How many calories do you burn when you make love? I’m thinking if it’s high enough, wouldn’t promiscuity be a better way of getting fit than going to the gym? Besides, I’d love to be able to say, “I’m not a whore; I’m an athlete.” In all seriousness, if I can fuck the fat off, why would I try to try to jog it off?

– Aspiring Slut

Saturday: Succulent Porn

Imma getting me one. The prickly green thang. The thug with spikes. The hard succulent schlong. The hot rod oozing with thick clear liquid.

Flavorwire

Well, well, well. If it isn't that green mind of yours. What were you thinking?

This?

Hermes meets Stadium Pal

hermes3

He makes mousy geekiness such cool words to be associated with. This is funny. Self-deprecating humor at its best.



Ladies and gents, the Stadium Pal. Must have taken a lot of R&D resources. Bravo!