Thursday, September 13, 2012

Why we love Chris Kluwe

Behold: A smart jock and cute one too. And, man, can he write! His blitz cuts with hairline precision. 


I finally found someone I want to trade intimate fromunda thoughts with. I'm lustful of your muscular brains, you hot jock you. C'mere boy.

You're one hot dude, Chris Kluwe. You can line my back, anytime, anywhere. I'm ready!

My Entertainment World


And here's why:

"Dear Emmett C. Burns Jr.,

I find it inconceivable that you are an elected official of Maryland's state government. Your vitriolic hatred and bigotry make me ashamed and disgusted to think that you are in any way responsible for shaping policy at any level. The views you espouse neglect to consider several fundamental key points, which I will outline in great detail (you may want to hire an intern to help you with the longer words):

1. As I suspect you have not read the Constitution, I would like to remind you that the very first, the VERY FIRST Amendment in this founding document deals with the freedom of speech, particularly the abridgment of said freedom. By using your position as an elected official (when referring to your constituents so as to implicitly threaten the Ravens organization) to state that the Ravens should "inhibit such expressions from your employees," more specifically Brendon Ayanbadejo, not only are you clearly violating the First Amendment, you also come across as a narcissistic fromunda stain. What on earth would possess you to be so mind-boggingly stupid? It baffles me that a man such as yourself, a man who relies on that same First Amendment to pursue your own religious studies without fear of persecution from the state, could somehow justify stifling another person's right to speech. To call that hypocritical would be to do a disservice to the word. Mindfucking obscenely hypocritical starts to approach it a little bit." (Deadspin)


Sunday, September 9, 2012

White Weekend

I miss you, damn it!
Why'd you have to take
The weekend flight.
Come back soon, babe.
I'll only have white walls
And noises for company.
And your day-old white shirt
Hinting of your smell and faint cologne.

Gay Geek

Freddie & the Angries

Here's an homage to a legend by Ipad's resident anti-porcine avians.