eCupid & Condoms

When you download, read the fine print.

And for godssake, have a current antivirus ready.

Play it safe with condom. Play it safe with AVG, Kaspersky, Norton and the gang of other flavors.

 

Sex Advice: Sexercise

"How Many Calories Does Sex Burn?

theatlantic.com

How many calories do you burn when you make love? I’m thinking if it’s high enough, wouldn’t promiscuity be a better way of getting fit than going to the gym? Besides, I’d love to be able to say, “I’m not a whore; I’m an athlete.” In all seriousness, if I can fuck the fat off, why would I try to try to jog it off?

– Aspiring Slut

11. Judgment Day (or Night)

Oh Your God

I survived! Or did I?

Dear God, does this mean I was left here for the big Armageddon?

I know James, last night, was tribulation enough. I'm still hurting. God, I need coffee to soothe the sting.

He was a sewing machine. Last night gave me a new definition for "eye of the needle."

I don't think I can wear tighties for a week! Lol.

From badingnakolboy